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Anon wants to be fatty (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 month ago by Uri@infosec.pub to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

How was your food OP?

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Some of that stuff you can get frozen but the cheesy fries takes some actual work

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This would send me into a food coma.

Which is not to say that I do not occasionally enjoy sending myself into a food coma... but I would basically eat this, fall asleep, wake up an hour or two later, likely not need to eat much else for the rest of the day.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's what the coca cola is for. If that doesn't work, make youself a coffee and then go order some KFC

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That sounds like a recipe for absolutely destroying a toilet bowl, in a few hours time.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well the trick is to drink enough sugar-free chemicals like aspartame, sucralose, and stevia such that the chemicals essentially wipe the toilet clean on the way down

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

so that's a small lunch for me.

[–] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

How much do you weigh?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

How much do you slay?

[–] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (4 children)

I'm confused by "6 Onion rings". Do you buy onion rings individually in Europe? 🤣

Edit: to answer some of you, in the US it's never individual, you just get "an order" of onion rings, maybe a choice between small, medium and large.

[–] 9blb@feddit.org 9 points 4 weeks ago

Nuggets, onion rings etc are typically sold in boxes of 6, 9, 12 or 24, depending on product and country.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yes ? In America you probably buy a 300 gallons (idk how much space that is) bucket for like 3$

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 5 points 4 weeks ago

Buy 300 feet of onion rings and get one handgun free

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

How else? Do you blend them together and drink it?

[–] arti@friendica.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

@Uri @JokeDeity i think they are counted to avoid complaints about recieving one less than last time...

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Wow a random food post made today, very greentext