calls chocolate chip the golden standard
references the Olympics
puts chocolate chip in silver position
Amateur mistake tbh, I don't buy it from such a consummate expert of consumption, someone paid him off. We know his real #1
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calls chocolate chip the golden standard
references the Olympics
puts chocolate chip in silver position
Amateur mistake tbh, I don't buy it from such a consummate expert of consumption, someone paid him off. We know his real #1
That Olympics one looks like a jammy dodger.
Nothing against Jammy Dodgers but I've never seen Cookie Monster eating them. Definitely some bribery and corruption going on here.
It's worse than a jammie dodger, it's the knock off one you get in foxes biscuit boxes at Xmas. Jamie dodgers have pretty hearts
Macaroons are not cookies, they’re a sandwich.
Those are not macaroons, they are macarons. Two different things and Cookie Monster should know better.
Fair criticism
Ain't nobody eating a whole box of gold medal cookies by themselves Sunday night soaking in existential dread. Netflix making my man sell out.