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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Forget forgetting to switch accounts, he can't even put together a complex sentence.

[–] wischi@programming.dev 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

To be fair that's actually really hard once you are dead.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I honestly forgot that... but the screenshot (or at least that tweet) is from five years ago.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Here you go, a fresher photo

[–] Jimjim@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Damn some people are stupid...

[–] python@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Jimjim@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

No... the ones that deserved it didnt get it

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 170 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] OwlVurdy@lemmy.wtf 1 points 6 days ago

I was looking for this thread.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 182 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Fake shit like this actually irritates me.

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 86 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On one hand, I fully agree with you.

On the other, I find there to be a poetic irony to people just making shit up about him.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 56 points 1 week ago (18 children)

Yeah I get it. But every time I see something like this I think of all the guys pointing at this and saying “LOOK ANOTHER LIE FROM THE LEFT” and I hate them being right about anything ever.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man, if we can't take posts in a shitpost community seriously, what can we take seriously?!?!

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

Yup, it's not on snopes, despite them having 6 pages full of Kirk-related articles.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

Thats because this is a parody, presumably made around the time of the shooting, referancing when US senator Dean Browning did exactly this.

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[–] not_me@piefed.social 100 points 1 week ago (9 children)
[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Ligma balls

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A circus act. You may have heard of him from his stage name of The Amazing Gurgling Human Foundation.

I've heard his act was a "once in a lifetime" show. And that it was "to die for".

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[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Wasn't Kirk the captain of some starship thingy? I seem to recall some sort of kelvin timeline where stuff changed but I don't recall anyone named "Charlie" being of any importance whatsoever.

Probably an Extra.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No you're thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.

[–] discostjohn@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

No way, you're thinking of Kirk Cousins. Charlie Kirk is the guitarist from Metallica

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago

That's Kirk Hammett. Charlie Kirk is the receiver for the Texans.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

He was the blood fountain that got put on display earlier this year

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Your guess is as good as mine.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A wedding planner, his blood red chocolate fountains were to die for.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least he won't make that mistake again

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (4 children)

how can Charlie Kirk be racist when he's black?

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (6 children)

If he was cremated, he's black now.

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[–] llacook@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Charlie Kirk wouldn't fly in a plane Charlie Kirk was piloting

I wouldn't fly a plane if Charlie Kirk was piloting.

not because he is black. but because he's dead.

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that charlie kirk tweet is so funny i'm gasping for air

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (6 children)
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[–] jahayk@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] ronl2k@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've always assumed that posts that began with "as a black man" were posted by a non-black person. Trying too hard, and invading their own Internet privacy at the same time.

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[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide no escape from reality...

Fuck, I missed the boat apparently.

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