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It amazes me that people who can't distinguish between 'your' and 'you're' are allowed to manage people

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[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Million dollar company's war on Christmas.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Call off ahead of time to really let them know how much you give a shit.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Sounds like Jenny wants to do a shitload of emergency recruitment.

All your staff walk out? Try not being a cunt, Jenny!

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wrong, "you're" and no attention to proper punctuation. I'm going to take your job and unionize your workplace, Jenny.

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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Only response for a sticky note on the paper

"We are a collective of worker, lets act like a union 🖕🖕🖕"

[–] LovelyMover@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

That just reads "your are chattel"

[–] Overspark@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

That's because this isn't managing people, it's bullying people, and proper spelling isn't really required for bullying.

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

This is illegal in some places. It should be illegal everywhere in the US.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's when you show up.. fine.. and do fuck all but hang around and listen to music and drink coffee all day.

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[–] 69420@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Fuck you, Jennifer B. Johnston.

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Child sick, buy some medicine

Your sick, buy some medicine

How about providing free health insurance at no cost to the employee and access to child care services also at no cost? Or would be socialism?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the company owners aremulti million dollar assholes, that's why we behave like this

Stop the multi millionaires

Nobody should be worth anything over 10 million. Anything after that should go 100% to taxes.

With that, governments can actually give out free healthcare, free education, universal basic income and all on a high quality because it will have the funding now that we finally stopped a few from hogging all the world's resources

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[–] tym@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is all Jenny has (besides her cats, of course)

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Seems like she'd be more of a super inbred and aggressive dog type.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Yes, bring your covid in for the customers to enjoy

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ooh wow, a company that's worth less than most shitty houses in Seattle, I'm real impressed

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You're not worth much as a company if you need to berate employees before they’ve even done anything wrong while making them work holidays.

[–] Tinkerer@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jenny should do a grammar check for your and you're

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Also lets and let's

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

you're right. let me treat you like a million-dollar company.

I'll have my lawyer get in touch.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Let's spell like one first. What a ditz (if this is real.)

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A million dollar company. Is that good?

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