this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2025
14 points (88.9% liked)

Would You Rather

957 readers
1 users here now

Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

Rules:

  1. Follow dbzer0 rules.
  2. Start posts off with "WYR:"

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
top 12 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago

Oh, huh. I guess talk, because anything the size of a single cell isn't going to be very loud. I'll bet they can make a soft whispering as they leak out.

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll take the talking sperm

Check out the !antimeme@sopuli.xyz display image

[–] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] hexdream@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What was the movie? I watched it years ago, but maybe it's time to revisit it.

[–] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 month ago

i think it's called Chillerama? its been a while here too haha

[–] username123@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No they're pretty into sounding.

[–] username123@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Sounds pretty good

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Oglaf did it

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

How loudly?