Sounds like a challenge
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2025
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With context, this sentence can be simplified to
有屎必有尿；有尿不必有屎。
I know nobody asked but i will use my ability of being one of the 3 hungarian speakers on lemmy so here it is in hungarian: "Minden kakilás pisilés, de nem minden pisilés kakilás"
I'll do the same for Icelandic "Allir kúkutímar eru pissutímar en ekki allir pissutímar eru kúkutímar"
I'll do the same for Sanskrit:
सर्वे पूसमयाः मूत्रसमयाः सन्ति किन्तु सर्वे मूत्रसमयाः पूसमयाः न भवन्ति
or rather "Minden kakilás pisilés, de nem minden pisilés kakilás." ?
Do you see the unedited version of my comment? I guess its a problem with the federation cause i very quickly corrected my comment to what you wrote cause it worked much better
"All poopoo times are peepee times"
haha, amateurs
すべてのうんちの時間はおしっこの時間でもあるが、すべてのおしっこの時間がうんちの時間というわけではない。
Supetenouchinobullshit kanji I never learned to readhaoshicconobullshit kanji I never learned to readdemaaruga, supetenooshicconobullshit kanji I never learned to readgaunchinobullshit kanji I never learned to readtoiuwakedehanai.
My general experience reading Japanese after failing out for being unable to learn kanji.
That looks more like japanese
Man... The Chinese language is supposed to encompass phrases within single characters, but this sentence is obviously longer in Chinese than it is in English.
Are you trying to trick us?
Just invent a story that examplifies this and then create an idiom for the story and you can say it in 4 characters /s
They both have a close amount of syllables. A friend gifted me some extraordinary grass and the multiple counts I have made have failed on their account, but both the English and the mandarin have around 18 syllables [CI: 17-19, p<0.05]
A friend gifted me some extraordinary grass
That explains the nature of the shitpost 🤭
It’s not helping that I just got this ad
This is why I refuse to install Temu.
Jokes on you, I peed 10 minutes ago but now I have to poop
I, also, am potty-trained
If you have diarrhea sometimes the shit tank refills before the piss tank.