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LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 hours ago

"I Never Thought" pretty much sums it up.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

"god bless" = developmentally delayed in any case.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 4 points 6 hours ago

Well if your argument is she's beautiful, we should see the evidence.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

God bless the leopards. May the cat guide you.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

God bless the leopards.

You mean ICE?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Its so fucking wild to see people cheering for the Gestapo because some random right-wing shitposter gets caught in the crossfire.

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

Hahaha. Sucks to suck.

[–] hanrahan@piefed.social 33 points 16 hours ago
[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

As the ethnic cleansing intensifies, it's going to be harder and harder to find victims for libs to laugh at.

Disgusting fash-adjacent comm.

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 40 points 23 hours ago

Fake. Anyone who actually knows the process knows that there are almost zero illegals. Immigration violations are civil infractions. Like parking tickets, or not mowing your lawn.

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