Wet or dry, you’re coming with me
The Shitpost Office
Welcome to The Shitpost Office
Shitposts processed from 9 to 5, with occasional overtime on weekends.
Rule 1: Be Civil, Not Sinister
Treat others like fellow employees, not enemies in the breakroom.
- No harassment, dogpiling, or brigading
- No bigotry (transphobia, racism, sexism, etc.)
- Respect people’s time and space. We’re here to laugh, not to loathe
Rule 2: No Prohibited Postage
Some packages are simply undeliverable. That means:
- No spam or scams
- No porn or sexually explicit content
- No illegal content
- NSFW content must be properly tagged
If you see anything that violates these rules, please report it so we can return it to sender. Otherwise? Have fun, be silly, and enjoy the chaos. The office runs best when everyone’s laughing.... or retching over the stench, at least.

Rowboatcop, you say?
Rowing or not .... you're coming with me
"What's your name, son?"
"... Coleman."
Life jacket or not .... you're rowing with me
Exactly like Rowboat Cop. Sharice is a bad rowboat. Sink her.
Edit: I guess Community is out now. I should have known better than to quote Britta. She's the worst.