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[–] missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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[–] kinther@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Laptop and serial console cable for accessing network devices

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A bottle and a martini glass.

Cheers!

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

A laptop and a bow.

Don't judge my hobbies.

[–] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Im only judging you harder because you said "don't judge my hobbies"

Like, you didn't know you were offering yourself to be judged? Where do you think you are right now? Do you know what year this is?

Yes, we are judging your hobbies, but also now your insecurities as well...

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[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

My two cats.

Though to them, I am the accessory.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

A katana and a big desktop computer

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago

A lotta pills and a big fucking cup of water.

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

A laptop and a Swiss army knife.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Depression and debt

[–] phx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Coffee cup (half full), laptop

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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Laptop and a bag of chocolate

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[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A swipe badge, and a thinkpad that mainly gets used as a frisbee.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

School-based behavioral health lol

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Ah. I work, partially, in a dementia care setting. Your behavioral issues are likely due to inadequate life experience, mine are due to FAR too much.

[–] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Definitely a laptop and an electric guitar

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

A multi-tool and a first aid kit.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Dog and guitar.

[–] Semester3383@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Ennui and a gun.

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Ibuprofen and paracetamol/acetaminophen

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A basket of figs and some mice

[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sounds wholesome, make that two

[–] Thrawne@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

A DMM (Digital MultiMeter) and a leatherman multi-tool.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lexapro and crippling social anxiety

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Laptop and bag of dice for D&D

[–] DegenerationIP@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Easy. Psychoticsbox and hyperfocus toolthing.

[–] yeah@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago

crochet WIP and a glass/bottle of wine.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

water bottle and mechanical pencil

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