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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by MTZ@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago

This explains a lot, like how MAGA is everywhere online but I only ever see a few "in the wild".

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"I am a Ukrainian and I support Russia"

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

"I'm Latino and I suport ICE."

hey... wait a minute...

check demographics of ICE Agents

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Je suis Charlie.

Oh shit wrong Charlie.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I see what you did there

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 152 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 137 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that cable management is extraordinary.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would like to buy a bier to this dude and ask him what he thinks about the dead internet theory

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I get paid enough that it's worth beating the corpse. Funny fuckin' world we live in, huh?"

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Worst thing is, they don't make that much more money than some repeatable manual labor, but instead of being useful to the society, they help destroy it.

Internet was a mistake.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

Anonymous internet was a mistake (says Simulation6)

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[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What's going on here?

Its this person controlling these devices from a laptop?

For what purpose? Clicks and likes?

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its this person controlling these devices from a laptop?

On Android, you can enable ADB over Wifi, then you just connect to those IP addresses to share the screen and control the device.

They use real devices because every devices likely has a separate mobile data running and unique identifiers tied to those device, apps and configuration, which makes them appear authentic users and hence fool automatic spam detection systems.

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[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want a wall of phones that I can control from a laptop. No idea what I would do with it, but I want it.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 100 points 1 day ago
[–] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

If I'd be stuck doing this, I'd start writing personalities for the alts.

This Xiaomi 10s is Greg, his wife Lauren (Pixel 3a) left him because he slapped her eleven years into their marriage. He begged her to come back, but Lauren is too afraid to end up like her friend Emy (Galaxy with flickering screen), to get caught up in the cycle of "leave-forgive". The ladies are meeting on Friday, posting similar pictures of wine glasses into their feeds.

Greg sees his son twice a month (an iphone, the small one they stopped making awhile ago). Lately he can't seem to get rid of the thought that he's not doing it because he wants to, but because "that's what fathers do". The next visit will be his last, he'll switch to sending cards and racist tweets about Mamdani.

[–] te_abstract_art@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Greg is a Xiaomi, wife is a Pixel but his son is an iPhone? I think Lauren has been unfaithful and Greg should get a paternity test

[–] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago

How dare you, Greg would never abandon his child because he was adopted.

No, he's going to do it because he harbors deep resentment for what he became, what he could've been. Any time someone perceives him feels like a metaphorical slap across his face, not unlike the real physical one he in his wrathful impotence inflicted onto Laura.

Greg needs therapy, but he's only getting it later in his 50s because I enjoy imagining pathetic people. It's very normal do not think into it.

I appreciate the thought and story telling here 😂

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

From a networking perspective I'm impressed.

Yeah, high density APs that can handle a lot of clients exist, in theory...but in practice you can't expect many devices to be simultaneously in-use. Having this many clients per square foot? SNR for those phones must be terrible. Amazing it works.

[–] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Don't know why you're getting down voted. It is indeed impressive that all those WiFi radios are working that close together. There's another wall of phones behind it, double! Probably more in the room too.

There's gotta be 100 phones on that first wall alone, plus double it, so 200. More in the room? Other rooms? Hundreds of phones, all screaming out WiFi, trying to connect.

From a networking perspective, impressive indeed. Those phones must hate life.

Edit: heck I bet most consumer grade routers DHCP servers would choke after the first 255 clients (probably much sooner) just from having to change subnets. I'm not a networkologist though so IDK for sure

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (7 children)

The phones are all wired, so I could imagine they receive LAN via USB-C. That would make the whole setup not that difficult.

On the other side, these phones don't need to be all active at the same time. I could imagine that they just switch on the Wifi while interacting with one of the phones.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This has always been known and the morons have always chosen to ignore it. It won't be different this time.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They still managed to fill two stadiums with real people because the weird nazi died.

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[–] sdcSpade@lemmy.zip 57 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Never heard of him. (Let's normalize this response.)

Didn't say I wanted to hear about him either (if someone starts explaining)

[–] julianwgs@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago

Never heard of her ;)

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Back in my day we called them multiboxers

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It took me a second but that’s hilarious

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it about all the maga twitter accounts having foreign origins. Or am I missing something else.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 24 points 2 days ago

Yes. Just one little Japanese girl with 100 iPads tweeting “we are Charlie Kirk” over and over.

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Why actually separate devices and not, like, VMs or something?

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You buy a cheap phone. No need to pay for license, setup anything except a vpn maybe and you are good to go.

Setting up lots of VM takes a decent computer, some licenses and a know how.

A phone, you just start it and it connects to a VPN and your good to go.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

But when that tech is set up... You can spin up loads of "phones".

I wonder if you need a sim card for each ?

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What license would be required? I just use qemu.

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago

It's to fool any detection that look for VM

[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago

There are a lot of programs that try to detect VMs and other unverified environments (e.g. Google's safety net) to deter bots and fraud.

Buying physical devices circumvents all that

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Good luck running iOS that way

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Average Reddit Thread be like:

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I doubt the average reddit thread has the human involved

[–] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wonder what those people get paid - imagine shitposting for a living

[–] WildPalmTree@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Probably not much, given that she looks 12 and she had to wear outdoor clothes to keep warm.

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[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
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