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@ickplant Except they started counting about 4 years late... so it's 25/25/29 in fact... (we know exactly when king Herod died).

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago

.... Uhm....

... Nvm...

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

I'm so tired and hungover you got me there for a second

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trump has signed an Executive Order that while he is in office, a year is 25 months.

For Democratic presidents, an entire 4 year term is 5 minutes, and is immediately replaced by another Trump term.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Since he became president, these 9 months have felt like 25 years.

At first I was like... hmm, what about... but then I was like... my god...

[–] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Aight which one is the month?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The 25. You haven't heard of Vigintiquinquember?

[–] greygore@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Everyone knows that the only year with 25 months was 2020.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, whenever Trump is president years suddenly have 25 months in them. It did apply in 2020 but the phenomenon is back again.

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[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Now you know how the rest of the world feels reading US-style dates.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“The rest of the world” as if everyone uses the same date format lmao

[–] biggeoff@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (16 children)

DDMMYYYY and YYYYMMDD users can at least agree the other format is still intuitive

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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Ahh but if you double 12 and add 1 you get 25

[–] dragontamer@lemmy.world 127 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 55 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They're talking about 25 january 2027

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Ah yes, Orthodox^Orthodox^ Christmas

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is what happens when you cave to the Europeans on their precious "Metric system."

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 96 points 3 days ago (3 children)

ah yes, the 25th month of Descrimbruember

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[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 59 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Is this person not considering the 25th day of the 25th month of 2125?

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I regret to inform you that human history will not be occurring on that date.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It'll be like September 3rd, 1752.

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[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Except on 25/25/2525

Well, if we make it that far

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

If man is still alive

If woman can survive

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[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Not 2025-12-25, or 12/25/25, or 25/12/25?

I'm confused why we have a 25th month this year.

Also, assuming the human species is still around and celebrates Christmas, there will be a 2525/12/25

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This only works in America as the day and month are the other (correct) way around everywhere else.

[–] baconsunday@lemmy.zip 34 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This doesn't work here. We have no 25th month.

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[–] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What they mean to say is: this only works if you eat all the lead paint chips and fuck your sisters until your family tree is a stump.

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[–] apex32@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

And it falls on a Friday the 13th this year!

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 29 points 3 days ago (8 children)

but in the year 2525 all life on earth will be extinct

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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Right, and Santa will be coming down the chimney at 25:25 P. M.

[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In the year 252525, the backwards time-machine still won't have arrived.
In all the world there's only 1 technology, a rusty sword for practicing proctology.

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[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 23 points 3 days ago (5 children)

It is the first time in human history for christmas to fall on Dec 25, AD 2025. It will never happen again.

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