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[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Woah, you can afford bread?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Dear god.

They used cheddar.

[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

You can make a passable pizza-style tomato sauce in a frying pan in a couple minutes with a glug of olive oil, a couple canned tomatoes, garlic powder, salt, and oregano if you want to kick it up a notch.

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

My mom used to make these when I was a kid, she used pieces of bacon tho, a deluxe version.