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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 11 points 16 hours ago

This seems like a great profile picture.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

Wonder what happened to this guy.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I love burning entire trees as firewood on ice, that's definitely a smart and cool human activity.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 9 points 23 hours ago

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

It makes a good metaphor for climate change though.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Lol they actually do that in Iowa. https://youtu.be/rGzWjt1fV_Q

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

I think my favorite part is this chicken made out of dog.

1000049748

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 50 minutes ago

Here’s the whole thing:

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago

Fucking gross.

[–] eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like how whoever generated that mural looked at it and was like "yeah this should pass". Or maybe it's a manager who requested it, idk. Regardless, it's wild this got actually put up.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

My guess it was okayed by someone who checked it on their mobile without zooming in. Or more likely a troll job.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eldritch.

Cthonic is something else.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

Cthonic just means from the underworld. Not always evil or horrifying, at least as I understand it.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow. They couldn't even use a good AI. This is the kind of mutilated shit from 3 years ago.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Honestly this is my favorite type of ai. I feel like there isn't a real artist that can create something that looks so correct out of the corner of the eye but so wrong under direct observation. It's the kind of unsettling that drew me to cosmic horror and body horror, but in a way that neither has ever managed to scratch.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, if anyone wound ask of me to use AI slop for a thing like this "mural", this is exactly the only thing I would submit.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I think I would respect it more if it was this. There's this amazing sense of uncanny and this creeping dread that comes from seeing these. Like slowly realizing that the patch of woods in front of you is a predator and your brain hasn't quite broken the camouflage yet.

It's an absolute shame that ai has made this so hated because a true master artist capuring that feeling will forever be assumed to be ai.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's been taken down today. How anyone could've looked at it during production and thought 'that'll do' is beyond me.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People who like AI images have absolutely no eye for details. The whole thing looks okay so it's okay. And if you point out all the things that don't make sense, they get angry - at you, not the AI.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

People have absolutely no eye for details.

FTFY.

I was a pro artist for 10 years, I can promise you, the average person has zero perception of anything past "vibe." The people online who contribute to forums like this are generally going to be people with slightly more focus and understanding.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

But not much more. Here's a fun experiment you can try at home.

Go into a thread you generally agree with. Post something that supports that vibe, BUT start your paragraph with a negative word.

People will take the vibe from that one word and not consider the meaning of the rest of your post. They don't comprehend sentences or paragraphs, they take the vibe of the first charged word they see.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

It's depressing how true that is.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It was not only made by AI, but approved by AI 🤖✅🖼️

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

"That mural rendering absolutely moved me, you didn't just capture the subtle cosmic horrors, you took the twisted abominations to an entirely new level, and really, only someone like you could possibly pull something like this off -- Would you like to take a deeper dive and make some individual pictures of chickendogs or people with backwards faces?"

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ooh! ooh! can we get them put up on buildings by AI too?? Maybe we can have the buildings built by AI!! I'm sure they'll be entirely non-Lovecraftian

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I totally buy that they would be non-euclidean though

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

There would be a random sliding glass door between the 13-14 floors

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago

Serves them right.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I had no idea they appreciated the cinematic stylings of John Carpenter so deeply.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

I was thinking Cronenberg

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

oh how I would love a Christmas Thing! splendid idea

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Thing is a Christmas movie.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 1 day ago

that makes sense

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I was about to say something about how Brexit must have really messed up municipal governments' budgets in order for a town to approve something this obviously shoddy, but down in the middle of the article

It remains unclear who is behind the shoddy artwork. A source familiar with the situation said the decoration had been put up by the landlord, not Côte Brasserie or the Bill’s Kingston Restaurant. Futurism has also reached out to the local municipality for clarification.

That headline is misleading

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

I love how obvious it is that multiple people must have seen the problem and were like, naaaah, it'll be fine...

[–] Die4Ever@retrolemmy.com 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

these are even worse than I was expecting lol

the 3-fingered man with the dog's paw on the end of a stick... what could that tool possibly be used for??

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Back scratcher But thank you for pointing that our I didn't notice it at first

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nah, that's just how rural towns look like, don't be rude.

Did you really think a racist dude like Lovecraft had imagination?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

When I took acid and looked at a picture of a Hieronlymous Bosch painting, it was a bit like that. Considering my views on commercialized holidays, this mural seems entirely in tune with the festive season.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 points 23 hours ago

Ah, this will inspire many a D&D campaign. I approve.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Play AI games, win horrifying prizes.

[–] miguel@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

That's really out there, did they even check the output first?