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[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

Wonder what happened to this guy.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I love burning entire trees as firewood on ice, that's definitely a smart and cool human activity.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

It makes a good metaphor for climate change though.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Lol they actually do that in Iowa. https://youtu.be/rGzWjt1fV_Q

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

I think my favorite part is this chicken made out of dog.

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[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 4 hours ago

Here’s the whole thing:

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 hours ago

Fucking gross.