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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 45 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

At least some of his achievements were more accurately portrayed.

Grok boasted that Musk had the “potential to drink piss better than any human in history,” that he was “the ultimate throat goat” whose “blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s”

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This timeline keeps flipping between "dumber than a sack of rocks" and "strangely entertaining" multiple times daily.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, I don't think I would have ever guessed in a million years that we could have a legitimate headline like:

World's first potential trillionaire's artificial intelligence claims he can suck a better dick than the president.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 11 points 20 hours ago
[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 6 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The saddest part is that some one will take that shit as a fact.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I can certainly believe that Musk is smarter than a centuries-old corpse.

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I know a work colleague who does. He sees Kethamine Karen as a "visionaire" and someone who really knows his stuff.

[–] TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Has anyone done this with Genghis Khan. Or maybe hitler?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

He's khan-pilled at the very least, but with weak scale of conquest energy and historical rizz. Although by modern billionaire standards, his offspring horde is considerable.
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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 21 hours ago

He's fitter and smarter than Donald, but neither LeBron nor Leonardo.