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Elon Musk’s Grok AI tells users he is fitter than LeBron James and smarter than da Vinci (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least some of his achievements were more accurately portrayed.

Grok boasted that Musk had the “potential to drink piss better than any human in history,” that he was “the ultimate throat goat” whose “blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s”

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

This timeline keeps flipping between "dumber than a sack of rocks" and "strangely entertaining" multiple times daily.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, I don't think I would have ever guessed in a million years that we could have a legitimate headline like:

World's first potential trillionaire's artificial intelligence claims he can suck a better dick than the president.