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This is some real imbecile shit
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When leftists attack so few people (no, Charlie Kirk's shooter wasn't a leftist) that they just need to fake their own shit all the damn time.
This should serve as a reminder that fascists will do ANYTHING to get what they want.
This should convince most folks the right are trying to start a civil war, but it won't.
I’m more surprised the DOJ is going after her for this rather than giving her a medal.
So were the words “Trump whore” what she had cut in to her, or was it random cuts with TW written in sharpie or something?
That was very Smollett-minded of her.
Yep he was the first thing I thought of too
Why is it always the right entangling themselves in crime?
Me: I wonder how they know it was staged
But investigators later concluded Greene had staged the attack, alleging she paid a body modification artist earlier to make it look like she was injured. Officers also found zip ties in Greene’s vehicle similar to those used on her, and the co-conspirator’s phone had been used two days earlier to search “zip ties near me."
Lol
These fuckers dont even know tk clear their own cache and cookies...
That doesn't mean anything. They can request your browsing history directly from your ISP
Unless you know something we don't, your ISP shouldn't know much about your browsing history
THE ZIP TIES ARE COMING FROM THE HOUSE.
Did... did this idiot think they weren't going to go to the hospital with her and then when the ER doc tried to clean the wound it... wiped away...that the police were going to just think the 3 guys where just wanting to have a dress up tea party or something.
"She had lacerations on her face, neck, chest and shoulder"
Scarification is a form of body mod
A body mod artist does literally wound you, it's not paint. It's plugs cut out, sub dermals inserted, or just ears pierced if you're vanilla, that's the sort of thing they do.
ER staff smells that BS in seconds of opening her mouth.
did this idiot think
Lemme stop you right there.
Lol fair enough
I wasn't aware zip ties were that hard to find for some people
I guess when you order everything online your whole life, you may never develop a sense of what stores and what departments items are usually sold in. 🤔
I'm a regular customer at home improvement stores, and I make it a point to occasionally just go wander down aisles I haven't been down in a while and just browse through what's available.
It's not uncommon for me to exclaim, "Oh! I didn't know THAT existed?" or "Oh! THAT'S what that's called/where to get those!". Other times it's, "What on earth is THAT for?!?" but then 6 months later I'll be like, "BRB, gotta go get one of those things."
I'm of the opinion that even people that don't own/maintain their own home would benefit from the esoteric knowledge of what can be found on the bottom shelf in the back corner of their local home improvement stores. I don't care what your hobby or passion is. If you don't frequent the home improvement stores, there's probably something there that you can repurpose for your own benefit that you'll wish you knew existed a year ago.
I totally agree. Browsing seems to be going away with moving from physical to algorithmically presented online stores.
Geeez, have some respect for yourself and throw yourself down a hill and get some real cuts/bruises. Its like they made no effort to cover any tracks.
Really stupid. She could have just said a slur on tik tok and been a millionaire from donations by now.
They really like to manufacture unreality and sell it as true.
This one is super weird though. Why in the world would anyone hog tie someone like that and then write shit about trump on her? I'm guessing she's another alcoholic for trump. Regardless, she's in for a ride:
Each count carries a maximum penalty of five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.
Why in the world would anyone hog tie someone like that and then write shit about trump on her?
For the same reason these people think that someone would Sharpie "FUCK ICE" onto a clip of bullets after killing only detainees at an ICE facility, and then just plop it on the ground.
i think it was 'anti-ice' written with a pen, which is even moreso clearly fake
And a pardon from Trump.
Why in the world would anyone hog tie someone like that and then write shit about trump on her?
Many MAGAts that face social consequences for their MAGAtism cry victim and and then circled with attention and monetary support by other MAGAts. Since they aren't actually victims and they want the attention, they manufacture the victim status.
Sadly this isn't confined to MAGAts. Actor Jussie Smollett did the same thing attempting to manufacture victimhood of a hate crime. What really angers me about Smollett is that there are real victims of race based hate crimes and his antics cast doubt on those other real victim's situations.
It's not as weird once you realize that they need everyone to be as crazy and stupid as they are. They can't stand a world where that's not true.
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NOT familiar at all! Nuh-uh!
After Jussie Smollett, can't imagine why anyone thinks doing something like this is a good idea.
I hope a critter peed on her
Edit: anyone who can’t guess where to buy zip ties is a moron
I know where to buy regular zip ties for like bundling things or securing wires, but I gotta be honest; other than online, I don't know where I would go to buy zip tie hand cuffs. Do you?
She didn’t specify handcuffs. The search was simply “zip ties near me”
So you think she tied herself up with regular old zip ties? Based only on that?
Read the article.
Jesus, I had to go into the article to figure out what you were talking about and it's so pathetic.
But investigators later concluded Greene had staged the attack, alleging she paid a body modification artist earlier to make it look like she was injured. Officers also found zip ties in Greene’s vehicle similar to those used on her, and the co-conspirator’s phone had been used two days earlier to search “zip ties near me."
"zip ties near me", amazing, perfectly fitting for our era of unreality
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