Use a bidet. A single roll lasts me several months. It's mostly for spot checks on days where I've had especially greasy meals.
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Go by weight. If you have two bundles that have the same number of rolls, the heavier one either has more or thicker squares.
And if they add lead or something else heavy to the packaging? Ha! Checkmate!
Yeah be careful they be cutting the toilet paper with fent out there. Stay safe.
All this effort to communicate the idea of bigger or smaller rolls instead of just giving us the total surface area. But then, this isn't about informing the consumer it's about making it seem bigger. If they just gave us a total measurement in sq ft that would make it too easy to compare prices.
It's like guys measuring their dick, they aren't terribly concerned with the validity of the measurement as long as the result sounds good.
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Laughs in Bidet with heated set, water, and air dryer. We don't need no stinking toilet paper math.......
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I just get my TP for free from the office
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime... that's why I steal his toilet paper and make it mine.
all you need to know is how much the package weighs
Less, every year.
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Bidet with a blow dryer.
Does the blow dryer actually work?
Because I imagine it would work about as well as the blow dryer for your hands. You just give up and wipe your damp hands on your pants/shirt.
Also you're already down to like 2 wipes at most with a bidet. How much are you really saving to get your ass stank blown everywhere. No idea how it works. Just imagining a Dyson but in your toilet
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Has anyone ever tried to call Greg at 1-667-693-5420 ?
What happened?
I wondering how a "super mega" roll will fit on a standard roll holder.
Cornholio 2028!
Actually, I have very simple math when it comes to TP. Will it be smooth and soft, and not annoy my ass? If yes = buy. Me and cushelle have a love hate relationship. In that my ass loves it, but my wallet hates its fucking guts.
I wonder if buying dietary fiber is ACTUALLY worth the money saved in TP.
Buying cheap iron supplements costs less. The constipation will make everything as hard as, well passing iron.
Awful.
....Well done.
I’d bet 72 sheets of toilet paper that these calculations were made by the AI in Excel