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Use a bidet. A single roll lasts me several months. It's mostly for spot checks on days where I've had especially greasy meals.
Bidet gang rise up.
I think you've got the pressure too high...
Like a pressure washer.
Nah, real connoisseurs use a goose's neck.
Do you use, like, a blow drier too on your ass? because leaving moisture in your recently shitty ass crack sounds like a bad idea.
No that's why you wipe after. To remove the moisture. The bidet removed the poop.
I just can't wrap my head around this being hygienic or a good idea unless the order was for some reason Wipe, Bidet, Wipe again.
Why would you need to wipe before using the Bidet?
Do you how how they work?
You can't get a stream of water dirty.
I literally just picture a pressured stream of water directed at the anus to remove poo poo particles, and disagree that water can't get dirty or make things messier. Maybe if soap got involved I wouldn't have the same hesitation.