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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)
[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Hypothesis: this is actually a safer way to ride due to cars seeing you as much more of a threat and therefore giving you MUCH more room than normal.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 10 hours ago

And if they don't see you at all, well then they've learned a valuable lesson about being aware of their surroundings.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Yes Rico, kaboom!

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Works on your motorcycle, too.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

For anyone wondering, the front of the claymore is the part with the text, so make sure the text is facing your enemies before you detonate all those little steel balls

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Be sure to stick an AR500 plate between your saddle and the mine as well, so you can enjoy a free added speed boost when you flak your enemy without scorching your buttcheeks.

It'll totally work. I saw it in a cartoon once.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 15 hours ago

I saw it in multiple cartoons, hundreds of times.
Must be legit, that's peer reviewed and perfectly reproduced.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

what if i want to simultaneously blue dart for a speed boost?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Just attach torches to the tank and have them shooting flames sideways. Cars will stay away.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Instruction unclear, house is on fire and neighbors are talking to police. I can't hide under the fire truck forever, send help!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

>be the firetruck

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

oh cmon you gotta pack the thing in seafood too

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

I think the cyclist still dies and the car-ist is just disabled for life.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Cars are unfortunately planet killing giant death machines.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

that seems to explain why my ass likes them. birds of a feather and all.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

The redneck version of Raven from Snow Crash.