this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2025
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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

The scratch post must fear your claw! Not the other way around!

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is it 100% or 150%! I'm getting mixed messages!

[–] cm0002@libretechni.ca 6 points 3 days ago

Nobody knows it's true power

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 8 points 3 days ago

Many cats know kung-fu*. This cat knows the Five Point Paw Exploding Heart technique.

*: Mainly tiger style.

[–] Modest_Toxic@feddit.uk 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The wise one agrees to teach you! But you stubbed your toe in the process.

You gained

+17 to your martial arts skill

But lost…

-6 agility

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

He’ll teach you his ways, but his teachings will seem very unorthodox. But then you too will be a kung fu master.

[–] Lon3star@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like he's going to provide insight about the risks of diabetes

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 4 points 3 days ago

Do you have sugar diabeetus? I want to send you important information you should know!

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago

No, just edited.