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[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We can make it worse: the economic model we use is based on the idea that we have infinite resources for constant growth.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing a quick vasectomy can't fix

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 1 points 8 hours ago

Idk if free will exists but at least I was capable of doing that lol.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh and also the earth is boiling, all housing is being bought up, and AI systems that no one asked for are taking jobs and consuming so many resources that your expenses go up even if you never touch AI.

Why are you so anxious!? Snowflake generation!!

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago

Psht. Clearly Capitalism is the only thing that works. Therefore, we should not entertain the idea that there could be something better. Because anything other than Capitalism, brought to you by T-Mobile, is the work of far left fascists. It makes total sense, now get back to your second job.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If Elon Musk and Bill Gates represents what's "best" of the human race we deserve to be nuked into extinction from outer space.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Now, to be fair, you named two people between whom there is a loooooot of room on the scale of evilness.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

True... Bill Gates' evil is on a scale not even Elon can match - but, unlike Elon, Bill pays his image-launderers properly.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

source? I mean - Gates is by far no angel, but I have not seen him perform a Hitler salute nor have I heard white supremacy bullshit from him...

[–] masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 hours ago

source?

You mean... this? Gates is literally the reason billionaire parasites deserves the descriptor parasite.

a Hitler salute nor have I heard white supremacy bullshit from him…

So you only recognise white supremacism when it's wearing cartoonishly oversized jackboots, huh?

I guess Bill Gates' attempts to play colonialist food czar in Africa and other 3rd-world countries has absolutely nothing to do with bog standard white supremacism, right?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's the only way to be sure

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We must imagine Sisyphus happy🙂

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

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Okay now what Camus I'm still sad.

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We must imagine Sisyphus happy not because his task is fun, but because in his conscious, continuous rebellion against his fate, he is more free and more alive than the gods who condemned him.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah it's easy to try and tell myself that, in practice...eh.

sisyphus is not happy because he is removed from their natural habitat.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Our parents got horny, we were born, and now we have to pay taxes what a scam!