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[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 113 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oops, posted from the wrong account

Cannot believe we both did that... Picard just sent me the screenshot equally as dumbfounded. Hey, apparently if you're active enough on Lemmy you just give up on post titles lmao

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 95 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 day ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaand saved

[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If they were one person that would somehow be more impressive.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 hours ago

I read that with a pause between words

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

Well, we got the transporter set up, finally. We can make this happen.

And if we don't like the results, we already know how to handle it.

[–] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Sergio@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

We have to go back.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why be just one person with an alt? Why not be the collective, like the Borg?

Hashtag theBorgDidNothingWrong

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They were just trying to save us dammit!

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I mean, I’ve always been a fan of the borg

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Yes please!

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

See, I know you y'all were separate people. But then y'all got Tuvix'd and now you're just trying to maintain the illusion of the originals so you don't get fully murdered like the original Tuvix.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Tuvox wasn't able to be killed as he was not a real being. He was a glitch. He was an error. Janeway did nothing wrong and I would have Ctrl-Z'd him too.

Honestly, I know that you're point, but I just wanted to point this out. Let's say somebody got brain damage They become a completely different person. after a couple of months a treatment is devised to fix this brain damage. However, the person with brain damage no longer wants this. Is it ethical to listen to them? They are not thinking correctly and cannot make the best decisions for themselves. Do you fix the brain damage or do you let them live with this brain damage? Honestly, the argument is not too dissimilar.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hmm. Maybe you're on to something. I've never seen the two of them in the same room at the same time. Honestly, I don't think I've seen either of them in any room at any time, but that's not the point.

Having been accused of having an alt just because someone else with a bot themed name upvoted one of my comments, I know how frustrating this is from both sides. It's hard to prove you're separate people online.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

At first it was annoying but now I just laugh my ass off. Like I've got one hell of a double life. On one hand, I'm a gay Canadian living on an island in the ocean with nothing but his cat. On the other hand, I am a straight American in, I assume, America. Also been accused of being cm0002 and even PugJesus. Like... if we're all alts then how much time do we have on our hands, exactly? So now I just laugh. Patting them on the head like "Yes sweetie. I 100% have a time machine capable of this."

[–] stray@pawb.social 1 points 18 hours ago

Now I'm imagining every big poster on here is just the single arm of an octopus named Paul, each having their own personality and sense of self. He sits in the middle of a room with eight computers that all work really well underwater.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

Yes sweetie. I 100% have a time machine capable of this.

Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem!

/s

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Vancouver Island or Newfoundland or pei?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Newfoundland! Although those are some bold fucking choices lmao

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Closer to where Columbus sailed from then where he landed 😉

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did... did someone call out your bullshit, but you decided to pre-empt the reveal with your own reveal, Epstein-style?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Epstein-style? Did I miss something where he came out and said that he fucked kids?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 19 hours ago

Oh no I meant that the dems first released the files, and the republicans immediately release the files harder to gain control of the narrative

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago