Are you saying it's a mistranslation and arisen from the dead was actually a raisin from the bread?
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And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst.
- John 6:35
You seem to know scripture, maybe you can answer a question that been bothering me for a while. Since Jesus is bread and the cross was made from wood, was the crucifixion essentially stapling bread to trees?
Scripturally speaking, it's considered more like a charcuterie board.
He is raisin indeed
I thought he was arisen from the bread.
That's why we have unleavened bread during passover.
To be honest I have not studied scripture so I am naan knowing.
It's unfermented, a sober Jesus is no real Jesus.
His first miracle was literally spiking the punch at a wedding.
Me when my best friend told me that in Islam, dogs were made from the Devil's spittle as he was frothing with glee at the prospect of seeing humans being eaten by lions:
I straight up told her I never thought the Quran could out-crazy Norse mythology, but where we are. I mean, we do have a story about the Æsir creating Kvasir from their spit, but that is no where close to being as metal as dogs being made from the spit of Satan. I was practically cackling.
Sadly, raisins are not wine.
Roman wine at the time was watered down, sweetened with lead, and I think had herbs added. Not sure about Jewish wine then. But I say, rehydrate the raisins in wine and you're close enough.
They're also kinda weird. Unlike wine,
They may be weird, but Christianity has been around for millenia.
You are missing some of the yeast.
He is Risen. No yeast required.
Grapes have a yeast on their skins iirc, so adding raisins to a flatbread would introduce yeast, making it risen
Huh, the Catholics were onto something
This comment last week is pure gold. So glad the story was told!
The Father Patrick Easter story may be genuinely one of my favorites of all time.
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At least get a fair captcha provider.
Mary had a bun in the oven, literally.
does that mean that raisin bread is an entire Jesus?
If a human only has flesh and blood, sure. Where's the long hair?
(E: The video used to be called "Did Jesus have long hair?" The interview starts at around 10:00)
This is a fun opportunity to share that mainline church teachings consider each tiny drop or fragment of the precious blood and sacred host to contain Christ entirely. It's not exactly blood here, guts there.
So he's like a hologram?
"Jesus is a hologram"
was not something i expected to hear
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Don't bring your logic and reasoning into my fairytale.
Blood is what you get when you squeeze out the body. Wine is what you get (eventually) when you squeeze out the grape.
I wonder if people collected Jesus' wine-blood at the cross? I mean...free wine!
Probably not given that he isn't real
No, but bread pudding with whiskey sauce is.
Agnostic raisin bran ftw!
Just because you don't believe in him doesn't mean he's filling your mouth any less.