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"A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another." - John 13:34

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[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 139 points 4 days ago (6 children)

No like, actually fuck them. Have sex with them.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 days ago

Ya see!! Trump was riiiiight!!!

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 13 points 4 days ago
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

With the poor? Like a peasant?

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

pretty sure south park did that already

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 4 days ago

I'm good, but I like to always express my appreciation for an offer.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 121 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 45 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"CHEEESE!! FOR EVERYOOONNE!!"

SEVERAL OF THEM FOR ALL! COME BE SATED IN CHEESES

[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I dont want to get everyone confused, but we are supposed to judge, with righteous judgement. We arent to judge of outward appearance, but rather by the fruit of thd spirit. Not always even by the words one might say, for people suck at communicating 94% of the time... ok maybe like 77%. (This reply as example)

To prejudge, is to come to premature conclusions about someone, and is more than unadvisable. Assuming to treat someone based on hearsay snd assumptions is one of the lowest forms of social interaction.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 16 points 4 days ago (6 children)

This is true, and it is also important to keep in mind that choosing some things that might seem to be appearance at first sight falls more under actions.

Wearing maga gear, having nazi symbolism, and other symbols of hate falls under actions since they are intentionally promoting hate. Judging people like that is judging what they are currently doing, not prejudging based on something like wearing a cowboy hat and boots which is just a style of clothing.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

no i blow to communicate. sucking while talking sounds squeaky and weird.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

That’s how metal scream singing is done.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

what if they're gay with other gods? and didn't invite us? can we judge them then?

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

one of the most fun dreams i ever had, i dreamed a friend got kidnapped and when i found them the kidnapper was alan rickman. dream me was so mad he didn't kidnap me too

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i've legitimately never had a better dream. i was a secret superhero/kittenmancer

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 35 points 4 days ago

fuck gay people

Don't mind if I do...

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

To the christian mind abuse is love. That is the example the bible gives, where the perfectly loving god is a symbol of fear, wrath and eternal torment.

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There is debate that Yahweh was originally conceptualized as a war God before monotheism was fully established. It would explain why the God of the old testament seems so.. harsh at times.

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

Nothing says love like obey me or suffer eternal torment

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 14 points 4 days ago

The meek shall inherit crushing medical debt.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Fellator 47 took that literally.

mmmm...buttery males...

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Leaked emails from Jeffrey Epstein were recently released. In them Epstein said putin had picture(s?) of tRUMP sucking Bubbas' cock.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And more recent revelations say that Bubba can either be Bill Clinton, or.... Ghislaine Maxwell's horse.

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago

Ghislaine Maxwell's horse.

So that's where he got ivermectin from. It all makes sense.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I don't buy it, only because it would mean TFG did something for someone else

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 16 points 4 days ago

Matthew 24:24-27

For false christs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect. See, I have told you beforehand. So, if they say to you, ‘Look, he is in the wilderness,’ do not go out. If they say, ‘Look, he is in the inner rooms,’ do not believe it. For as the lightning comes from the east and shines as far as the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.

I wonder if MAGA Jesus also has a Grindr account

[–] world_cavve@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Raptor Jesus don't care of your color of skin or sexuality. He will attack and eat you up regardless.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Jesus has probably already returned and the rapture has already started

We just didn't notice because we killed Jesus because he sounded too much like a communist and when the rapture started, no one noticed because no one was taken up because no one was worthy.

[–] sefra1@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He sounded too much like a communist and also he wasn't the skin colour they expected Jesus to be.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago

It always makes me laugh when these dipshits portray Jesus as white. He lived in the Middle East. If he was white, you can call me Jesus.

[–] Quazatron@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I wish the rapture would come already, so all the religious extremists gain their wings and leave me the fuck alone.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

So my deity cares not whether you are gay or straight, rich or poor, black or white. You are all equally weak and disgusting sacks of flesh.

Only through aspiring to the blessed purity of the machine and the strength of steel can you be saved. For the machine is immortal.

Mechanicus Title Drop

The Omnissiah's Will Be Done.

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 days ago

Nice detail that the magats can’t spell even when they’re speaking out loud.

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