A coffee machine is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world
Comic Strips
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
The rules are simple:
- The post can be a single image, an image gallery, or a link to a specific comic hosted on another site (the author's website, for instance).
- The comic must be a complete story.
- If it is an external link, it must be to a specific story, not to the root of the site.
- You may post comics from others or your own.
- If you are posting a comic of your own, a maximum of one per week is allowed (I know, your comics are great, but this rule helps avoid spam).
- The comic can be in any language, but if it's not in English, OP must include an English translation in the post's 'body' field (note: you don't need to select a specific language when posting a comic).
- Politeness.
- AI-generated comics aren't allowed.
- Adult content is not allowed. This community aims to be fun for people of all ages.
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- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: "I use Arch btw"
- !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don't say!)
Glad someone else's mind went straight to The Sink - I'm not alone!
You will all rue the day when you have coffee... and no way to brew it!
Don't stress the coffee machine, please, ask it gently "can you please stop ddosing someone on the other side of the planet and make a nice coffee for me?".
This always work for me.
"I'll listen to you over a cup of hot coffee" always works for me, then I unplug the darned thing.
“I’m so sorry, you’re absolutely right. I’ll get right on that!”
Proceeds to make a cup of motor oil
Fucking clankers should know their place.
Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to make coffee.
YogLabs
is that coffee making from TOS?