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[–] world_cavve@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

A coffee machine is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Glad someone else's mind went straight to The Sink - I'm not alone!

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

You will all rue the day when you have coffee... and no way to brew it!

[–] potatoguy@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't stress the coffee machine, please, ask it gently "can you please stop ddosing someone on the other side of the planet and make a nice coffee for me?".

This always work for me.

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

"I'll listen to you over a cup of hot coffee" always works for me, then I unplug the darned thing.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

“I’m so sorry, you’re absolutely right. I’ll get right on that!”

Proceeds to make a cup of motor oil

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 days ago

Fucking clankers should know their place.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to make coffee.

[–] s@piefed.world 1 points 6 days ago
[–] Unyieldingly@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

is that coffee making from TOS?