I feel like we just need to make the most absurdist fucking bets at this point.
like that actually Barron is Putins kid and that Trump has a micropenis and one ball
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Personally, I'm floating the theory that Trump was involved with both Hilary and Bill for a period of time. When Hilary broke it off, Don was heartbroken, causing his reflexive swing to the right to counter her perceived leftness. This theory is strengthened by his inability to let go of anything she does, he still blames her for the loss of his only true emotional connection, and it's also why his wife always looks so distant. She knows that he still longs for those balmy 90s nights where the boys wore nothing but a power tie and a saxophone and Hilary, her signature suit.
Sorry.
Or maybe Hillary made Bill cut with Donald and that's why he hates her.
Hillary emailed the pics to Putin because she was jealous.
He didn't fuck Hillary. He ain't bangin' no old broad.
Donald has only got one ball
Bannon has two but very small
Miller has something similar
And Johnson, he has none at all
very well adapted. it still scans. six thumbs up
McConnell has four or five, I guess,
No one's quite sure 'bout J D Vance,
Rowling's always yowling, (yeah i dunno about this line, but i couldn't think of another rhyme)
But poor old Hegseth has no balls at all.
I would easily be making so many jokes on this but I genuinely can't do that knowing how many victims there are and how they don't get justice or help.
There are no victims in this. Only 2 presidents making sweet, sweet oral sex.
We find out through some means that Musk's father is actually Pol Pot.
Nah Barron is way too tall to be Vladi's kid
The rest of that, however, is entirely plausible and not absurdist at all
He gets it from his tall mom. Jane Lynch. Don't shoot the messenger!
The fucked up penis to fascist pipeline is real
Trump, Musk and Epstein are all reported to have gross and/or disfigured penises. I am not making this up.
It's an unverifiable rumor that someone has probably claimed about every famous male since Napoleon. You're not making it up, it was made up years ago.
It was literally in court depositions.
Im putting money on Trump coming out as bi just so he can enter the history books as the first LGBT president... And then hide behind LGBT to protect him against any and all criticism.
one ball
Like Hitler?
Trump has only got one ball Vance has two but oh so small Rubio is rather sim'lar But poor old Bondi has no balls at all
What happened in the US again?
Some emails were recently released from the Epstein files that seem to suggest that Donald Trump may have sucked Bill Clinton's dick.
I honestly don't know what to think about it, but the memes have been pretty fire imo.
Dont bury the lead. Its Bill Clinton, or a fucking HORSE!!!
Hey, hey, in my defense, I was unaware of the horse possibility when I made this comment.
Honestly they don't even read like honest speculation. They read more like an inside joke the same way people joke about what blackmail material their shitty coworker must have on the boss to somehow never get fired.
I mostly do agree with that sentiment, but I do reserve a little bit of "this could have happened" because of a few different events:
- A jokey one: the way he dances. Looking like he's haphazardly jerking two guys off.
- A more serious reason: all the absolute batshit insane, entirely abnormal things surrounding this administration.
- A very odd reason: Trump starting a campaign speech talking about Arnold Palmer's dick.
- A reason I don't know how exactly to categorize: His extreme adoration for strong, dictatorial men.
For now, I'll reserve judgement and continue to enjoy the memes and jokes at his expense. They do be amusing.
So nothing important, just yet another media thing to make Americans not think about how they don't have worker rights, healthcare, education and more stuff citizens of normal(are even not so normal) countries have.
At surface, sure. But this is the kind of thing that can actually swing his base. I'm expecting flags and red hats to quietly get put away tbvh. This could be a very good thing for the world. The xenophobic hate is still there as it always has been, but fracturing this cult of personality will go a long way to restoring normalcy.
Honestly this "news" doesn't worth the time I have to scroll memes about it on Lemmy. I mean I understand that people here believe anything bad about Trump but c'mon. It's also funny you think your internal stuff has much meaning for the world. It doesn't, your country's politics is equally bad for the world no matter which color the person corporate media made you think you elected has on their banner.
Super helpful addition to the discussion. Throw a dart at a map and you'll land within an inch of a despot or despot-wannabe. Most likely, we're witnessing a fisher-price reaction to two things: imminent invasion of taiwan and AI gobbling up entry level work. You're more arrogant than your previous comment suggests if you think what you're witnessing doesn't have much meaning to whatever economy and society you call home.
A hill I will die on: Marie Antoinette deserved better.
Source: The You're Wrong About episode about her. (on buzzsprout)
Holy fuck this one made me laugh out loud fr.
Sorry about that people :(
What now?