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[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 150 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Now it all makes sense. He’s frikn gay. Trump is gay. He is into theatre, that’s why he’s always so performative. He is distant to Melania not because he’s an old weirdo but because he’s just not into her. He talks weird about women because he thinks that straight men talk like this as this was the tone in his circle. His attitude towards autocrats is because he is a bottom. It all just makes sense. Why didn’t it come to me earlier

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 46 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He's not gay he's just very bisexual. And his preference in women is Young and underage and probably prepubescent. Something resembling a male but that he can stick his dick into. And who knows maybe his dick doesn't even fucking work and he just wants to play other ways. Either way Donald j Trump current president of the United States and self avowed best friend of Jeffrey r Epstein is a child rapist.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Idk if he's even bi. I don't think his relationship with sex is healthy enough that personal attraction plays a role in it for him. I think he would act the same if he had any orientation because he's clearly only having sex for feelings of power. Going down on the president in a sex party for elites was a display of status and possibly even a way to gain it. His attractions to women clearly align with his desire to gain, use, and flaunt power and status. When it comes to power he specifically desired the power to hurt people. It's models, porn stars, and children. Never pursuing an equal.

That said, I wouldn't be surprised if Bubba was Jeffrey Epstein.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Remember Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99? He was gay, but when he was undercover as a straight man, he'd say all sort of hilarious stuff to prove that he has no idea what men find attractive about women.

Holt was always focused on their "heavy" breasts.

"That's my favorite part of a woman. There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis."

  • Captain Raymond Holt
[–] white_nrdy@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago

"I loved her big heavy breasts. They were five pounds each"

[–] hpucks@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Nothing wrong with a good heavy breast.

I think he’s great he’s gay I just wish he wasn’t a dictator piece of shit.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Don't forget he's having a butt baby with Satan.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Tell that to the abused underaged girls, I guess?

[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There are rumors about him sexually abusing young boys as well

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Source on that? I'll believe ya, but that is something that might need a source as I've never heard about that particular thing. There are so many things, but this one is nee

[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Source on the existence of unsubstantiated rumors? How would that help?

[–] paperazzi@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not gay. Bi. He is bi. He assaulted enough women in secret so he's definitely attracted to them.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Maybe he just legitimately hates them

i've never known a straight man to wear that much makeup

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 49 points 5 days ago (15 children)

Absolute historical fact: Trump's (and Roger Stone's) political mentor was the psychopathic mob lawyer Roy Cohn, who died of AIDS in the 90s, denying he was gay to very end. One Republican leader said that Cohn wasn't gay, he just enjoyed sexually dominating young blonde men. Apparently that isn't gay in MAGA circles. Whatever you have to tell yourself...

Anyway, it should be noted that when Trump and Roger Stone were under Cohn's mentorship, they were both young blonde men.

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[–] fonix232@fedia.io 69 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Okay I'm drawing a blank on this, who is she?

Edit: Jesus what's with the downvotes? You guys do realise that not everything revolves around US politics and not everyone will be familiar with every single "famous" person you consider well known?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 59 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nancy Reagan, President Ronald Reagan's wife. She had a Hollywood reputation for being the GOAT for blowjobs.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nancy Reagan and throat GOAT were not words I’d imagine I would ever see next to each other.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

It's actually fairly common knowledge, I've read those words next to each other several times, both on reddit and here on the fediverse.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 days ago

Well known throat goat Nancy Reagan

[–] Penguin_1024@piefed.zip 8 points 5 days ago

Former first lady of the U.S., Nancy Reagan

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 5 days ago

Gabourey Sidibe, I think. Or Nancy Reagan. One of the two.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Trump has met every president since Nixon except for Ford. The US has been treating this wretched excuse for a human being like royalty his whole life.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 3 points 5 days ago

you don’t piss off your supplier

[–] Buffy@libretechni.ca 27 points 6 days ago

Who are these people? This one is going over my head.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 26 points 6 days ago

Oh fuck that took me a second

[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Looks like Ron is wearing a tan suit, uh oh

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

It's ok he's white

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] djehuti@programming.dev 10 points 4 days ago

Nancy Reagan, whose fellatio skills are legendary.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago

The Men Who Rent Their Throats

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Look at her face. I don't even have to know what he is saying to know that it was wildly inappropriate, but he thought it was really clever, and demonstrated how roguishly charming he is.

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[–] splendid9583@kbin.earth 7 points 6 days ago
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

NO WAY! 🤣 How did you know they met?

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

And are of consenting age.

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