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[–] diykeyboards@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining, and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy

[–] FloMo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna - It's OK, they're clean!

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🎵 Gimme an A! L! B! U! .......

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I can't help but always mentally hear/read Albuquerque the way Bugs Bunny would say it.