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White text on black background that reads “i wonder if all of this is happening because i opened that umbrella inside my house that one time.”
Nope, it's because we shot that gorilla.
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2025
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This is when the timelines diverged and sent us to this place.
I dunno, did you hear about the weasel that shut down the Hadron Collider?
How I feel when I join something or start using a thing and shortly after, the group disbands or the thing enshittifies.
Must be me. My bad. I really gotta stop doing things.
Felt that
Wonder no longer, the answer is yes! You doomed us all.
I cracked a mirror five years ago, but it didn't come off the wall. I thought it didn't count.
I walk under ladders quite a bit at work, perhaps I should stop that.
YOU OPENED AN UMBRELLA INSIDE A HOUSE!!!!!
I thought it was safe, it was raining indoors.
You've doomed us all!
You bastard
I made fun of my ex-wife over that broken mirror... and freaking out over dumping out the salt... and...