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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

This happened to me too, not because she was nagging and shit like that, but because I started to feel good about myself, like myself even and became more confident and so I started to take care of myself.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

I already get all that shit at work, minus the "go to gym", I don't need it back at home, thanks

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

ADHD folk - just get an SO that can manage your bs brainhole shenanigans, ez win(-win?).

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

I sent this to my GF because it aligns with our relationship and works great. She reminded me to call the dentist to get my root canal done and I know she'll remind me again when I invariably forget because I hate dentist but love dicking her down.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is funny because some women have this mentality where sex is a tool to wield. Other view it as a humiliation ritual that men need to go through for several days, sometimes weeks until the “mood strikes”. There are pros and cons to both but I think most men would prefer the former.

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[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

This is what extreme responsibility avoidance looks like.

[–] taygaloocat@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago

I don't want my girlfriend to tell me how to do anything, I'm perfectly capable of managing by myself. But her input is appreciated.

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