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submitted 3 months ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Great idea!
*Thinking...*
*Stinking...*
*Combulating...*
**An error has occurred. Please try again.**

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

Reticulating Splines

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"He was a genius, but then he turned to evil."

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

Oh that list of names is loooooooooong

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

$2B valuation? Amateur. $2T or bust.

[–] logi@piefed.world 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For that you'd need a much more advanced "reasoning..." message.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

“Buy a Tesla…”

20%

“Installing Tesla…”

40%

“Invest in Tesla…”

60%…

99%

“Enter your Tesla PIN to continue…”