Id say theres like a 25% chance you can hug a bear and come out unscathed.
Just have to catch a bear without cubs, thats curious, and not particularly hungry at the moment, and then also get lucky.
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So, about 25 times likelier than me getting laid once this decade?
It depends on if you get the bear drunk first.
Have you seen house cats? They'd kill us, too, if they were bigger.
Considering dogs/wolves, humans kinda seem to have a thing for carnivora.
Step 1: Multi-generational effort to breed smaller and smaller bears.
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