Pacific garbage patch: you rang?
this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2025
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Do you want eldrich horror? 'Cause that's how you get eldrich horror.
(I'm not sure if R'lyeh would actually be within that circle, but it's at least close.)
No. Thats gonna fuck up my view to the south
That you, Palin? Y'all expanded your back deck around to the South?
No, I'm south of south of anything and have an unobstructed view of Antarctica. Well. Unobstructed except for the horizon.
Oh! You're the one putting up all those "Here be monsters" signs! 🤌🏼
Real talk:
Why don't we?
Like. We'd need to move an absolutely stupid amount of rocks to the middle of the ocean. But like. It would be doable wouldn't it?. With enough rocks?