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Back in my day, we all had pyramids. This cube thing has too many angles to it. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/surrealmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Typical Nextdoor.com post.

"There was a strange man, walking down our street today with a strange hat. I'm sure he's totally fine, but does anyone know about this?"

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

I wish I was this cool 😔

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 15 points 2 weeks ago

THEY WASH IT OVER 9 TIMES A DAY

But no metal polish?! Kids nowadays...

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 14 points 2 weeks ago

This could be us, except I'm an old dude and I don't know any of you.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 12 points 2 weeks ago

Because you’re an old. The half-remembered fixations of your long-passed adolescence were the forbidden fruit of alcohol, drugs, sex and R-rated movies. Your decrepit Xoomer mind is literally incapable of understanding cube.

[–] Englishgrinn@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

Ohh finally I understand what it is to be "Gleaming the Cube". I remember this being referenced in my own childhood.

[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've seen this in Rimworld, cube obsession is contagious we're doomed!

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Mental Break: Cube Withdrawl

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

I haven't seen the cube in a while, I should check on it...

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

Tom Waits song/spoken word piece about this exact type of paranoia:

What's he building

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Pondering the cube

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like either a prank, or hazing. I'm like 55/45 on that.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Sounds like TrueWagner mostly.

[–] Purple_drink@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wish they would've said 'gleaming the cube'

Missed opportunity

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 2 points 1 week ago

But a pyramid's angles are sharper 😭