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[–] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 79 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

He did canned beans too. I will not elaborate

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

I'll be disappointed if Bush's isn't the most fuckable brand of bean.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Play your cards right and you won't need those beans tonight. ;)

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[–] aarch0x40@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Spoiler Alert! It’s the alfredo primavera

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone's going to have to watch the video to confirm

[–] CheesyFingers@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

I watched it back in the day.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if it's true, but it does make all kinds of sense.

[–] aarch0x40@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

According to the video, it’s actually mac & cheese 🤤

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What the fuck is an Alfredo?

[–] aarch0x40@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Fancy Mac and cheese

[–] couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk 59 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

I hope he takes the best pasta and finds the best sauce next

[–] Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

r/196, This person (I forgot which gender they like to go by) was a frequent poster there and would post these videos and a lot of other nsfw adjacent ones a few years ago.

[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Pesto if you're into the sloppy seconds nut.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Is this "if PornHub monetised and incentivised content creators like YouTube does"?

Also: The pasta - cooked or raw? 🤡

[–] CandleTiger@programming.dev 16 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Nobody’s fucking raw pasta, mate

[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know this is the internet right? Nothing is beyond the realms of possibility if money is involved. Did Jackass teach us nothing?

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[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Sounding with an uncooked spaghetti.

I'll leave that one oit there hanging.

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[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago

Aw man this person lol. I remember them from the old ~~world~~ subreddit

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No honey. I said "i fucking love pasta". This is not a new kink you have to learn about. Just a misunderstanding

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I understood what you said. And I understood what I said.

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[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Rhett and Link are really expanding the brand.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

As you can see, we can't.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Outrageous! What's the link so I can make sure I never see it?

Edit I thought it was a joke video. I did not realize. I don't regret looking it up or anything, but it's not my thing.

Hot person, though

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Do calzones next!

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fucking clickbait, which type is it?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I suppose you would need to check the original source...

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 9 points 2 weeks ago

Sigh, fine. Time to cook.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think I actually watched this

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You think? You don't remember? I'd remember that.

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Finally mankind has evolved beyond feet, 20 more years like this and we might move past furry's too

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Ain't no rule that pasta can't go on furry feet, last time that I checked, mon frere.

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 week ago

Post needs a link with NSFW tag (for accessibility).

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think too many things are illegal. This is not one of those things.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Can someone brave enough please FINALLY post the eventual tier list he comes up with

[–] Aliya@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It is a really video. It's like, a surprising detailed review.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

First day on the Internet, eh?

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[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As an Italian, I'm lost for words

[–] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Use expressive hand gestures. 🤌

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[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone thinks they're manicotti, but in the end, we're all just ditalini.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

So what's the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can't wait!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd say canneloni. Not tested though. Sauce optional.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I was at the brewery recently and one of the televisions was just on a playlist of this YouTube channel with some old Italian grandmas, chilling at home, making handmade pasta.

Would love a Collab.

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