this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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[–] TypFaffke@feddit.org 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's being overcome here? This is just overengineering.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If he undershoots she can fart to give it a bit more oomph.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

I just took psychic damage

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

He returns the favour on her turn.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Looking at the mural makes me wonder, which superhero would be the best at pool? Super strength and speed etc. wouldn't really help at pool. Maybe Batman?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My vote is for Green Arrow, his entire specialty is precision even when doing flips and falling.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Him and for Marvel, Hawkeye.

Now if we include non-heroes, I imagine Bullseye or Domino would smoke either of them.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

If we include non super heroes it's Uncle Phil, no quest

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It's obviously the one that plays death pool.

[–] TisButAScratch@piefed.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Superman's disappointment in human race...

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Honey I know a dark place I can bend you over and put my hard rod in your crotch.

...

Gotta be honest I was expecting something else.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I like where Cap's gaze is leading