Some sandwich shops should make that the name of a special
Wanna make that a federal assault combo? Might as well throw in a couple of misdemeanors (chips & drink)
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2025
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I’ll have the Felony Footlong, please.
Does it come in life size? I do.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Port of Subs seems like the right place. They already have a sandwhich crime in the form of their Thanksgiving sub. Bread inside more bread, cuz it's mostly stuffing.
Apparently people have had “assaulting a federal officer” tossed into their prosecutions for things like “ICE thug twisted his ankle when chasing someone.” So a sandwich throwing is definitely on the table.
it's funny that in a country where we have a Second Amendment right to bear arms (and the police are dressed/armed as though that's their normal everyday interaction) yet a sandwich is seen as a threat.
Subway is horrible, yes /s