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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Also alcohol is yeast pee, essentially

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

It's not vomit because it's not stored in the food stomach, but instead in a special honey stomach

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Tee with bee vomit is a real treat!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I love a good hot leaf water

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Mmm, bee vomit spread on top of watery powder infused with yeast burp.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

They made it look so delicious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Leave the bees alone man :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

If we vomitted almost pure sugar, it would be much less appalling as well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

We don’t want no bee vomit! Never thought this video would be so relevant.