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[–] lostinfog@reddthat.com 11 points 5 months ago

Also alcohol is yeast pee, essentially

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

It's not vomit because it's not stored in the food stomach, but instead in a special honey stomach

[–] ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tee with bee vomit is a real treat!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I love a good hot leaf water

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 5 months ago

Mmm, bee vomit spread on top of watery powder infused with yeast burp.

[–] conc@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

They made it look so delicious

[–] amzd@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Leave the bees alone man :(

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

If we vomitted almost pure sugar, it would be much less appalling as well

[–] Codo@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 months ago

We don’t want no bee vomit! Never thought this video would be so relevant.