"I noticed your gallbladder was about to rupture when I was fooling around in there, so I removed it. You can thank me later... better yet, you can thank me now asshole."
"Put it back."
"Xo-xo-xo-xo... he said, "Put it back!""
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2025
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yeah, that "and then things got worse" history of Russia is the story of the US now too.
What is going on with the gunman's hands. I see like 3 thumbs
Those are fingers, it looks like he’s c clamp griping it, maybe with a vertical or angled foregrip attached.
Such a strange grip, but I see what you mean.
I see a thumb, a pointer, a middle, a ring, and a pinky. What are you talking about
jesus not another cm0002 alt.
Yay another cm0002 alt giving us content when 99% of users don't.
If you don't want to see them as often, post content.
