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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now they're just somebody that you used to know...

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

What? That couldn't be a landlord, there is actual color! If it was the same flat, white paint on every surface I'd believe it.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 3 weeks ago

They didn't have to stoop so low 😑

[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

I used to know these people

[–] MacStache@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

Hey, I think that's somebody that I used to know.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

Where I live landlords don't paint anything. They threaten not to return the deposit if the previous tenants don't do the painting, then not return it anyway over technicalities.