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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That tracks, coming from a priest.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

It makes a difference?

[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's a priest, but not practicing. He's great, you should check him out.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I’m a non practicing atheist, I think I’ll pass.

[–] luves2spooge@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

What's green and smells of pork?

! Kermit's cock

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I do not like them Sam I Am

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Grinches Christmas ham?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

username checks out

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Let's not be silly, that's where Ms. Piggy came from, obviously..

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

..... Angel puppet plz

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, I think he did. For both.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yes, I think he did. For both.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Do he did but broth?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Weren't the original Muppets like, Uber sexed and horny before it became a kids show?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're thinking "Meet The Feebles" (y'all get that in your search history for free), by the same Peter Jackson of LotR, but it's my head canon, too. 🤘🏽

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

From the director of Bad Taste comes a movie with no taste at all.

I love it. You know how Team America has the record for the longest vomiting scene in a puppet movie? It had to be this long to just barely beat Meet the Feebles.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll trade you the feebles for a Matt Baume video on the original hella gay Muppets

I haven't watched the video in a while, but I'm pretty sure they're overly sexed little hellions lol

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Ohhhh, that's where the Sodomy song went?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

Well, miss Piggy is.