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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 84 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember Aliens coming out and people shitting kittens, "There's going to be more than one of them?!"

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Was that their response to the movie, or the kittens?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Response before watching. Response during was when kittens were shat.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

There was a cat in the movie. I didn't watch the sequel, did it reproduce?

Made me think of Scott Pilgrim. "Break out the L word." "Lesbian?" "The other L word." "Lesbians?"

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that really more accurate than you would expect though?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

while not a showy response... yes

I wouldn't expect the plurality of the title to accurately reflect the number of aliens in the movie, tbh

[–] J92@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I understand the point that there are more Aliens in Aliens than in alien, but there is more than one Alien in Alien.

So it's not super accurate.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I guess my memory is off. I thought the first movie was just the one. been a while since I watched it

[–] J92@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well theres the dead pilot (space jockey), and the collection of eggs, then theres the offending face hugger and then the resulting adult Xenomorph.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...so it is just one adult Alien? (not counting facehuggers) lol

now I'm just curious

[–] J92@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Singular of the second-mouth, skull-punchy sort, yeah.

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The engineer is already long dead, so it's arguably switched from alien to corpse. There are a bunch of other eggs/ovomorphs on the derelict, but only one hatches and attacks John Hurt, so without sequel media (Aliens/Alien Isolation) showing that other eggs were still viable, they could be argued to be maybe-dead, too. Even accepting that they're viable eggs, counting them as aliens is counting your chickens before they've hatched, which is inadvisable enough that there's an idiom about it.

If you're saying the facehugger and the adult xenomorph are different creatures, then that's ridiculous, as it's clearly closer to being a larva, and plenty of real creatures have a child stage that doesn't resemble the adult stage at all and where a big mass of tissue is discarded when transitioning into adulthood.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ridiculous might be a strong word for a fictional creature, but if we found the corpse of a bipedal extraterrestrial on the surface of Mars, would you be unwilling to call that thing an alien?

"This isn't an alien. It's dead."

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Perhaps not, but I'd not give it equal prominance in a news report or a movie adaptation if it was next to a living one, and I wouldn't do anything else silly like claim a billion aliens had been found because it had gut flora.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Equal prominence is a bit of a side step, and i never mentioned a living one next to it.

Also I'm fairly sure any biologist would be claiming each distinct species found within the alien as being new discoveries also.

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If it's a side step, then so was your question. You took away the one obviously-much-more-alive-and-capable-of-interacting-with-the-plot alien. This is a semantic argument, and you're using a different sense of the word than the titles of the films were using, so it's not even a valid semantic argument. A reasonable person wouldn't expect to be able to drive a herse in a carpool lane just because there was an occupied coffin in the back and a sign said vehicles could only use the lane if they contained two people because they'd have to use a definition of person other than the one the sign obviously meant, just like how they couldn't claim that the sign was talking about a nearby swimming pool or running track and therefore irrelevant to drivers because lanes separate competitors in races.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yours is a side step because saying equal prominence has nothing to do with whether something a corpse of an alien is an alien.

I just made up separate example to focus on that aspect. But it will clearly be quicker if I just say you're right. Have a nice day.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Snakes on a Plane was pretty self-explanatory.

[–] OopsOverbombing@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah yes. A movie so bad it was good.

"Time to get these mother fuckin snakes off this mother fuckin plane!" I enjoy dropping that line with no context occasionally.

[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I'm tired of these mother-father snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!" ~TV edit

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought it was monkey fighting snakes in the TV edit.

[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

It might've been. Been a long time since I've heard it.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember watching the credits roll on my first viewing of Everything, Everywhere, All at Once, and thinking, "It really was."

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

I hardly remember the movie but I do remember having a very similar moment afterwards.

[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

The joy of painting

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Bloodborne (there is much blood and multiple plot-centric babies. Surprisingly few pathogens)

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The player character is in yharnam because their village needs a cure for a blood infection. It's never brought up again, but it's there

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ooh, I missed that part. Is it an actual infection or an imagined one like the rest of Yarnham though? There are multiple that are being misdiagnosed, like how the confederates are imagining "Vermin"

Wait how did you find out about the foreigner?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And such a good game. First FromSoft game that I ever played and I fell in love.

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If only they would release it on PC and up the frame rate.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I really hope it happens at some point because I've lusted for that game for a while and I'm not buying a whole ass console for one damn game.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

The Lego movie even more so.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 11 points 2 weeks ago

On the opposite end of the scale, I enjoy that Steven Seagal manages to make films with extremely generic names that still manage to be incorrect. Contract to Kill contained no contracts whatsoever. A Good Man didn't feature a single positive male role model. Nobody was pistol whipped in Pistol Whipped. Submerged technically did have a submarine segment but it was only about 5% of the film.

I guess Shitty Action Film Starring Out-Of-Shape Psychopathic Pedo doesn't market too well

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Couldn't "The Thing" describe most movies?

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But The Thing had The Thing in it.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

In my experience, most movies have things in them. Admittedly horrifying mutating dogs are less common.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Big booty Latinas. Very on brand

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

But the plot point was that one was never angry. Or was the twelfth one supposed to be the accused?

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Raw, the movie, seemed pretty undercooked when it came to the ending.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Journey to the centre of the earth

Around the world in 80 days

12,000 leagues under the sea

Pretty much all of Jules Verne ( I think. I only know 3)

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

I only read them as a child but I don't think the Centre of the Earth expedition reached its namesake. Also, it's 20,000 leagues (50,000 miles) under the sea.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

~~Truman's Show~~ The Truman Show

It didn't belong to Truman at all, that was part of the point.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

I blame title localization :P

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Run Lola Run