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[–] dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (22 children)

Getting rid of the heat is going to be an issue for that... along with the massive pollution from the many launches required to get this in orbit.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The heat will just dissipate in the air, and they can launch it at night when it's colder. Science!

/s in case, there are a few mouth breathers out today

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

They could build them so that they stay in perpetual dawn or dusk. One edge with the solar panels in the su, the other edge with the cooling fins in the night’s cool breeze.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Oh! Oh! Attach it to a meteorite! Almost infinite heatsink in space!

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[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Free advice: The economics don't work out.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

We just need to invent space construction, cheap fusion power, autonomous robotics, improve AI and set up astroid mining first, then it'll be a snap.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, it's hard to figure out what the first step in that chain is. If you want to start up industry in space, great, there are lot of potential benefits to that. But where do you start?

Within the next 50 years I do expect a broad sector of space industry to emerge, but I really can't predict what the first opportunities might be. Still, we can poke fun at it all we want right now, but I suspect a great many people will be working in space 50 years from now.

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[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Me too. I'll even make them full AI.

Please send me $2 billion by Tuesday. My salary as yetAnotherUser CEO & CTO is a modest 20 million/year. Results are expected to appear by 2030.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Hey Gemini, make me a business plan, a marketing site and some presentations with fancy graphs.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey hey, I'll make them on Mars! Send the cash to me instead!

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll do it right here on earth for only 75% of the cost. Think of how much you'll save versus mars.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But where's the vision? Is it even AI managed?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Stare into my asshole to find out.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Data centers in the ocean didn't work out. This doesn't seem smarter

[–] Akrenion@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Wasn't the Mocrosoft test run very successful?

[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

What should that babble even mean?

In a data center, you have 4 main problems:

  1. Get an massive amount of computers there, and maintain them to keep working, including repairs and upgrades
  2. Get an massive amount of data there and the results back
  3. Get a constant and massive flow of electrical power there
  4. Get an equally massive amount of heat away from it.

Being in orbit helps with exactly none of that. For example, the heat: In orbit, there is no air or water which would work as a cooling medium, but just a vacuum which cools almost nothing. It is like a vacuum flask. Get your smart phone when running hot in such a vacuum flask and tell me how it worked....

So what is the purpose of all that bullshit??

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn’t it incredibly difficult to shed heat in space since the only real way to move heat is radiation?

[–] percent@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

In the (fiction) novel Artemis by Andy Weir, which takes place in a city on the moon, they have a heat management system that seemed pretty cool. They convert heat to light, and radiate the light out into space. Not sure how feasible/scalable that is, but I thought the concept was cool.

[–] ReasonablePea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they can turn it into light why not turn it into energy to be used?

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[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago

In before someone wants to reboot a server and the hypervisor is unresponsive.

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Welp, that's a fuckin stupid idea. Next!

[–] Damage@feddit.it 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah me too! Give me money.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

The only thing better than grifting is grifting on an astronomical scale.

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Come on now, people can't actually be humoring this fever dream, can they? It's just so fucking stupid...

[–] Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

News headline in the future: "Orbital Data Center Crashes Into Los Angeles in a Mass Casualty Event"

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why not on mars? It's even farther away and too cold anyway.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn’t this how Skynet started?

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

No, it started when a scriptwriter came up with an idea for a movie that would sell a lot of tickets.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you want furries in space??

Bcs that is how you get furries in space.

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Now Elon can have his own death star!

[–] mski@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Even if this was an economically sound proposal, the next X45 magnitude solar flare might be a nasty surprise for reliability metrics...

Edit: at some point, this would also likely contribute to Kessler Syndrome, but at least we'd have chat bots.

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