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    A few ideas:

    • it'd come in like a wrecking ball
    • it would be slimmed-down, surgically
    • notification every 5 secs to remind you that her dad is (supposedly) a big deal
    • it would be annoyingly noisy
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    [–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 43 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Let's get normies aboard the Linux train by creating more distros with celebrity branding: imagine Taylor Switft Linux or BTS Linux.

    [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

    DD Linux (Danny Devito Linux)

    So anyway, I started blasting

    [–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

    Fatal error: file not found Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

    [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    I Think You Should Linux with Tim Robinson

    You're looking at a nude egg.

    It would ship with a copy of the egg game.

    [–] Corgi12@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

    Or alternatively Danny Debito

    [–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

    Kernel panic Ohoh! Botched it ! I botched it.

    [–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

    DD Linux comes with a very special /etc/bashrc

    preexec () { dd "$@" }
    preexec_invoke_exec () {
        [ -n "$COMP_LINE" ] && return  # do nothing if completing
        [ "$BASH_COMMAND" = "$PROMPT_COMMAND" ] && return # don't cause a preexec for $PROMPT_COMMAND
        local this_command=`HISTTIMEFORMAT= history 1 | sed -e "s/^[ ]*[0-9]*[ ]*//"`;
        preexec "$this_command"
    }
    trap 'preexec_invoke_exec' DEBUG
    

    This neat little wrapper will send any command you input to dd, then, if that returns with a 0 exit status, actually run your command in the prompt. I think Danny Devito would approve.

    [–] eruchitanda@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Honestly, BTS Linux might actually be a success.

    [–] scytale@piefed.zip 3 points 2 months ago

    Definitely. You’ll have people setting up discord servers to teach everyone how to create a bootable usb drive. The mass coordination of the fandom is insane.

    [–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

    ruOS. Endorsed by RuPaul. Imagine how pissed the fascists over at omarchy would be.

    [–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

    Linus linux after Linus Sex Tips. Or linux for short.

    [–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

    Her vocal fry is the system wide notification sound

    [–] comador@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Sudo and elevated privilege failures queue playing the Achy Breaky Heart.

    [–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
    • You're likely to get infected if you touch it
    [–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

    Antivirus scanners hate this one distro