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[–] Lembot_0005@lemy.lol 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So... being a hamster doesn't bother you at all?

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Vacuum cleaners are scary.

[–] Lembot_0005@lemy.lol 16 points 3 weeks ago

... and useless -- vacuum is quite clean by definition.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Free food, water, and exercise wheel. What more could you ask for?

[–] jerebear39@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Or maybe it's the phone πŸ˜†

[–] IncogCyberSpaceUser@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jerebear39@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Im no better πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

No phones in bed. No matter what. That'll help with the sleep, at least

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The trick is to just stop sleeping!

No problems yet! No problems yet! The trick is to just stop sleeping!

No problemns yett!