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[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 84 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean isn't that so you know when it needs to be reloaded by the feedback feeling different?

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

Or a good way to tell who you're shooting at

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sadly, the production stopped and now the replacement is German rifle

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Booo wendy—unless this german replacement matches the same FAMAS quality look ofc

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 1 points 1 month ago

🤮 I mean...i guess it's cool

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Surely a metric rifle such as this should fire in bursts of 1, 10, 100, or 1000 bullets?

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fun fact: the m16 has a pew-pew-pew mode for three rounds, but ours accepted only 20- and 50-round mags. (If I remember right)

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

30 round banana mags became standard by the first gulf war and were certainly ubiquitous by the time of my pointless rotations hunting wmds. Very unfamiliar with 50 though. That like half a C mag?

The chuckle I always had was with the thought of the alpha 1s, fully auto, with the 20 round Vietnam mags. That musta been like the BAR in ww2.... and I'm reloading and I'm reloading...

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

What the French, toast?!