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cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/35677284
If you read the fine print, you'll find that they don't only advertise the lift's speed, but also its silent operation when swiftly transporting treasures.
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2025
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Bold of you to assume I can read
Worse, I assumed you can read German.
this person isn't illiterate, they're blind!
Blinded by Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
She got up in the sky with diamond using this exact forklift
When life give you lemons…
Steal lemonade
🤣🤣🤣
... and some people claim Germans don't have a sense of humour.
But it's humour about work.
That is not a forklift.
True, I just kept the original title. Blame that guy
This is quintessentially lemmyshitpost ! This is soooo good
Good marketing. Must have a Brit working on the team.
Not necessarily. German humour is full of of sarcasm, which is why people who don't get that kind of thing assume Germans have no sense of humour.
They did invent the word schadenfreude after all. I blame Krampus.
Krampus is an Austrian.
*Notiz an mich: Keine Geräte von denen kaufen oder leihen.