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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

High glycemic index. Has to be imported from tropical to non-tropical regions. Cavendish variety, pictured above is susceptible to Fusarium wilt aka Panama disease

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[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

I've got 2 bad things

  1. The included wrapper isn't very rigid and can split and mash around. I've had several bananas turn to paste if they are forgotten about in a backpack or work their way to the bottom and end up crushed by other items.

  2. Fruit flies.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

They tend to go extinct every so often and need a different variety to replace them.

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[–] quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

bad: shelf life of a banana

good: fun to spell

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[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 8 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Also you harvest them every two weeks. Want to sell them already? Just stick them under a plastic carp for a couple of days and they'll be ripe and yellow.

The bad part is loading trucks of bananas is hard work, those things are heavy.

[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

will any plastic fish work or is it necessary to have a plastic carp?

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 9 points 4 weeks ago

Carp for best results, may be substituted with salmon or tuna but do not expect the same quality.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Banana smell is so powerful if you leave a banana in the fridge over night any unprotected food will taste like a banana

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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Easy. The taste and the texture. Awful.

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[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

They're lousy as long term art pieces.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Bananas make my tummy hurt.

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

Honeybee alarm pheromone smells exactly like bananas.

If you're a beekeeper you either already know about it or can test it. Just make sure you're in a bee suit, they will attack you.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 6 points 4 weeks ago

They attract mosquitoes

[–] kalapala@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (4 children)

The new banana isn't as sweet as the old banana and the old one doesn't seem to be coming back?

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you mean the Gros Michel banana ? It went commercially extinct in the '60s due to a fungus. So, yeah, probably not coming back. Sadly, the Cavendish banana is also subject to the same fungus so may also get wiped out at some point in the future.

But Race 4 (also known as TR4 or fusarium wilt), the new version of Panama disease that started affecting crops in the subtropics in the 1980s and wiping them out, has since moved to infect crops in the Vietnam, Laos, Pakistan, India, Mozambique, and Australia. In 2019, Colombia declared a national disaster when it was discovered there. As it inches closer to Latin America, the likelihood of losing the Cavendish increases.

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[–] Hagenman@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I can name one bad thing. It was used as example of intelligent design by Kirk Cameron…

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

1 bad thing of the disease that decimates the crops

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